Archive for November, 2008

Flashy? Not with the Journal

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Obama times: Yes we draw. Bars as long as they actually are. No problem at all in Obama country:

The Wall Street Journal draws them over the whole page (click for full view).

In the German newspaper Die Welt, the chart has been struck by lightning (left: original, right: me). The flash makes the chart absurd. A table would be better. On the right I drew how it should be.

Wall Street Journal, 2006–11–21, p. C4; Die Welt, 2008–08–13, p. 26.

Symbols for worse

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Symbols are difficult. In most cases they don’t work. Some of them have to be learnt. It takes longer than reading something you already know – e.g. a word.

Awkward symbols make me sad. The arrow is beside the beautiful river Saône, in beautiful Burgundy:


Source: me

Should you follow the arrow?
Do you have to follow the arrow?
Are you allowed to, if you are careful?

And here from the magazine “Der Spiegel” – oh boy:


Source: Der Spiegel 29/2008, 2008–07–21, p. 65

Oh boy, because: Americans are rigorous with everything concerning their flag.
For instance: whoever wants to be president needs to wear it on the revers.
Always.
I don’t think that the editors of Der Spiegel are allowed to enter the US any longer.
Even my flag looks best non-shrunk and non-stretched.

And that:


Source: Wirtschaftswoche 27, 2008–06–30, p. 104

From now on: whenever we see three stars, we know the company will soon be part of the DAX stock index.
One means: probably not.
Says the German magazine “Wirtschaftswoche”.
I am not sure.
Will that be accepted?

I believe for most symbols the rule is:
No entry.

Barack Obama needs a Labrador

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Today I have to give advice to Barack. He’ll be taking a dog to the White House. He doesn’t know yet which. Best choice: a Labrador.

Barney, the Terrier of George W., had his own website. The most intelligent thing he said so far: “Bark, bark, bark. Woof, woof. Rowf. Arf.”

Well: Not a Terrier then.

Labradors have been successfully in charge of the White House before: Bill Clinton’s dog Buddy chased away Socks the cat, ate a reporter’s donuts and knocked over the President. Buddy was run over later. His successor, Seamus: a Labrador.

Labrador saves White House
Buddy saves the Oval Office.

Labradors like to go for a walk. Barack will save the world until next spring. Then he’ll have lots of time.